Celebrities don't age
Sarah Jessica Parker, Beyonce, Natalie Portman… These stars are either ageing remarkably well, or they are paying us a visit from another planet.
A couple of years ago, I wrote about the eerie way that supermodels' faces are frozen at the age of 18. But now I can't help noticing that the same thing is happening with actresses. Think I'm going crazy? Take a look at this and you'll probably end up agreeing with me.
Sarah Jessica Parker
Sarah Jessica Parker
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In spite of years of drug abuse, Drew's face hasn't changed at all. Sure, she got healthy and started taking care of herself (Yay!) but not one wrinkle or pockmark? Just compare her skin to these faces of addiction.
She's survived the world's most public divorce but Jennifer Aniston hasn't even got bags under her eyes. Is that even possible?
To be fair, Beyonce is superwoman. She lost all her baby weight in 2 months. I mean, come on. I bet she just commanded the cells on her face to stay right where they are and they actually obeyed. Yep, Beyonce is that powerful.
If I married I guy who jumps on couches, I imagine I'd have a couple of frown lines. But not Katie Holmes. She's barely changed since her Dawson's Creek days.
Can I just point out that in the first pic, Britney was 18-years-old. Now she's 30. Twelve years have passed but clearly her skin hasn't realised it yet.
This can't be real, can it?
Another celebrity who has had two kids and still looks 22.
I'm dumbfounded. I mean, wow. Jane Fonda looks out-of-this-world fantastic. She's an anti-ageing supernova. I remember seeing her on Oprah last year, and she was like: "It's just hair dye that makes me look this young." (I'm paraphrasing because my memory isn't that great, but that was the general gist of the conversation. But still. Can dyeing your hair help make your skin look flawless too?)
Madonna didn't just stop ageing. It looks like she's actually figured out how to turn the clock back.
Yep, these stars are holding back on us. Share the secrets, Tinseltown!
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