Publications
Partners
Anna Kendrick from Pitch Perfect made us chuckle with these two tweets:
Hey baby... is that a phone in your pocket or is your penis just really square?
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) July 24, 2013
Got tired of thinking an aspiring porn star was in my house every time I passed a mirror so back to brunette today. #MousyFeelsLikeHome
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) July 23, 2013
Kristen Bell showed us what a good sport she could be when she retweeted this message from a fan:
Ill give it a shot. why not? "@daxshepard1: Wish I could convince @IMkristenbell to ride like this on my Ducati. pic.twitter.com/rTelC5qPiZ"
— Kristen Bell (@IMKristenBell) July 23, 2013
Wise words Cassie Daniels!
Tweet others how you would like to be tweeted.
— Cassie Daniels (@MsCassieDaniels) July 23, 2013
This one is just too punny!
Dentist told me to tell Twitterville I lost my nerve in his chair but we got to the root of the problem.
— Ron Howard (@RealRonHoward) July 22, 2013
Joe Mchale had us laughing out loud with these astute observations:
A lady had a baby.
— Joel McHale (@joelmchale) July 22, 2013
A lady left a hospital with her baby
— Joel McHale (@joelmchale) July 23, 2013
A baby was named
— Joel McHale (@joelmchale) July 24, 2013
But the hands-down winner this week goes to the guy or girl who runs this account for The Queen:
The birth will be announced in the traditional way: a notice at Buckingham Palace and the partitioning of Germany. #RoyalBaby
— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) July 22, 2013
One has arrived back at Buckingham Palace. Give one a whoop whoop.
— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) July 22, 2013
Prince Harry on the phone. Delighted about Prince George. Says it's nice to have another Prince in the family who spends a lot of time naked
— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) July 25, 2013
For more hilarious royal baby tweets, check out this article for some serious lolling.
