I'm assuming that, since she was a Pussycat Doll, Melody Thornton can actually sing. But as we know, having talent (whether it’s a smidgeon or a truckload) doesn't necessarily mean that success is within reach in Hollywood. So, what's a girl to do?

Show as much skin as possible in public, of course.

So here you go, Melody. You made a couple of headlines. Congratulations. I hope you, your stylist and your manager are popping champagne.

Now why don't you scamper off and join the other woman who showed her vagina on the red carpet and this D-list "star" whose labia lips were flapping in the wind.

Oh, you really want to see the NSFW pic? Fine. Click here. But I wouldn't do that if I were you.

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