According to Vogue, cleavage is over and – hahahahahahaha!

An article in the December issue of British Vogue by writer Kathleen Baird-Murray has labelled cleavage as so last season. Oh dear, you might think. What am I going to do with my boobs now that Vogue has spoken? Sell them? Give them to charity?

In the article, entitled Desperately Seeking Cleavage, Baird-Murray talks about how we’re seeing a decline in cleavage everywhere from the red carpet to the fashion runways.  “The tits will not be out for the lads. Or for anyone else, for that matter,” she says.

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She also talks about how differently female stars, from Eva Herzigova (who was the star of that famous “Hello Boys” Wonderbra ad from the ‘90s) to selfie star Emily Ratajkowski show off their cleavage.  

And to make matters worse, they also did a poll on their Twitter page and 11% of people think “cleavage is over”

Now, my first reaction to this news was something like this:

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BECAUSE YOUR BODY IS NOT A FASHION ACCESSORY. Remember when Elle told us freckles were so next season?

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But then I realised just how bloody absurd this actually is and then I was a little bit more like:

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But I’m not the only one who thinks this is stupid. Twitter (thank goodness) was not having any of this shit and trolled the hell out of Vogue.

But, most importantly, do YOU think the cleavage is “over”?