Usher needs a haircut.

I don't know what it is about über hot men who feel the need to hide their gorgeous looks under a bushel of hair or horrifyingly bad haircut, but now it looks like Usher has joined the bandwagon with a style that mimics the hideous hairdos both Will Smith and his idiotic Fresh Prince of Belair cousin Carlton used to sport on the show in, like, the early 90s or something equally prehistoric.

Don’t get me wrong, should the opportunity ever arise, I'd still totally shag Usher. I would just send him to the barber first. (But maybe that's just because I like my men clean-shaven.)

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