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I swear I was going to be nice and write about how GLOWY Christina Aguilera looks without make-up. Her skin is really pretty, right? Right? She's even got a great Goldilocks hair halo going on and is smiling so happily. That is the facial expression of a woman who should be merrily running through a field in slow motion towards her lover. In fact, I was even going to excuse that teensy double chin as a failure on the part of the paparrazi picking a particularly bad angle, and not a result of Xtina eating one muffin too many.
My point is walking out of the house without pants was a really, really bad decision – especially when you're in the midst of a catty bitch fight over how fat you are.
Let's be clear here: The problem is not Christina's thighs. They're fine. No really, they are. Unless you're looking through Kelly Osbourne's eyes.
The person to blame for this debacle is Christina's stylist because clearly, the singer isn't performing onstage in this photograph (although we don't like that pantless look either). And we all know how after gaining a few kilos the only thing you really want to do is wear big, baggy, floppy clothes and cover up all the bits you hate (just ask our weight loss inspiration).
So that leaves me to conclude that Christina must be smiling through gritted teeth because this is just painful to look at.
What's your take?
My point is walking out of the house without pants was a really, really bad decision – especially when you're in the midst of a catty bitch fight over how fat you are.
Let's be clear here: The problem is not Christina's thighs. They're fine. No really, they are. Unless you're looking through Kelly Osbourne's eyes.
The person to blame for this debacle is Christina's stylist because clearly, the singer isn't performing onstage in this photograph (although we don't like that pantless look either). And we all know how after gaining a few kilos the only thing you really want to do is wear big, baggy, floppy clothes and cover up all the bits you hate (just ask our weight loss inspiration).
So that leaves me to conclude that Christina must be smiling through gritted teeth because this is just painful to look at.
What's your take?
