Kate Moss's vagina statue

I'm convinced this is essentially a sculpture of Kate Moss's vagina. Where else can you look when her body is contorted in such an unnatural pose?

After being displayed at the British Museum, the sculpture was sold to an anonymous Asian bidder at a Sotheby's auction, says The Daily Mail. Honestly, I can't imagine why anyone would want to own it. But in an age when Justin Bieber's penis looks like this, anything is possible.

Apparently, Kate was really thrilled with the artwork. But she would be. She’s been dying to show the world her lady-bits.

So what does the artist, Mark Quinn, have to say for himself? Not much as it turns out:

·    "This sculpture isn't a sculpture of Kate Moss the person; it's a sculpture of Kate Moss the cultural hallucination."
·    "To put her in this yoga pose is a bit like a knot. I don't really know what it means. But it means something that we've all collectively decided it means."

Watch the rest of his captivating nonsense commentary in this video:


I figure he dreamed up this whole gimmick up after smoking too much dope. Artsy types? Please enlighten me in the comments below.