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Sex boost: Alternative romance

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What to eat:
Instead of going out to a crowded restaurant, jam-packed with dozens of other couples trying to be romantic do something different like:

•  Eating pizza in bed and directly from the box. Pack sushi on your naked body and pour soy sauce in your navel. Remember to keep the wasabi away from sensitive parts!

•  Go to a roadhouse and eat burgers or toasted cheese sandwiches in the car while listening to your favourite band on the stereo. Make out on the back seat.

What to wear:
Steer clear of the reds and pinks. And don't even think of wearing lace!

•  Men find few things sexier than a woman in a pair of jeans and a fresh t-shirt.
•  A pair of white cotton panties is one of those things.
•  Why not slip into your comfy jammies?
•  Feeling adventurous? Go commando.
•  If you’re home alone try wearing nothing but the fresh scent of your newly showered body.

Activities:
Screw romantic Hollywood movies. It'll just take your attention away from your own type of romance. Rather go for:

•  A scary movie – it's one way to get your heart racing.
•  An art house classic with lots of explicit sex in a foreign language. It will make you feel liberated.
•  Porn – there's nothing as alternatively romantic than watching hard-core porn with the man in your life.

Sex positions:
No fancy stuff tonight. Stick with the old tried and trusted Missionary. Or for the adventurous: have a threesome or a foursome. Or a moresome. It's very, very unromantic but it can be hot.

Missed the previous Sex Boost? Click here and here for more ideas...

Are you sick and tired of cheesy romance? What are your anti-romance tips?


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