Well, we can bypass that.
There are a few weeks 'til Christmas, and until then, we're going to let you in on a new and mindblowingly lovely way to shag. Our gift to you. (Although – you are going to have to go and get your own condoms. Shy? Oh please. Repeat after me. Public loo condom dispenser.)
Read it, then forward it on to your lover by clicking on the SEND link below (you don't have to say a thing, we've said it for you) and... wait for the fireworks.
What? Oh, don't mention it. It's our pleasure.
Fab Shag 1: Rope-a-Dope
For: Clitoral stimulation
This is named after Muhammad Ali's strategy for toppling George Foreman. Ali stood there for seven rounds before springing to life and sending the tired Foreman to the mat. When it comes to cunnilingus, be like Ali:
Why it works This method eases her gently into clitoral stimulation. The clitoris is extremely sensitive at the outset. You'll start her blood flowing while offering the consistent stimulation she needs. The bursts of vigour add surprise, spike her sexual response and keep her moving towards orgasm.