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Wanking at work

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Hold the presses! A legal precedent has been set that allows wanking at work! Well, only for one person and she’s in Brazil, but still! It’s    enough to make me exclamation mark all over the place!

Ana Catarina Bezerra, a 36-year-old Brazilian woman, suffers from an imbalance that triggers severe anxiety and hypersexuality. Ana found that the only way to relieve her anxiety was to masturbate. This seems all within the realms of reason, except that she realised it might be problem when her self-love hit the 47-times-a-day mark.

Really? She didn’t become concerned at, say, masturbating 22? 33 times a day?! Anyway. No judgies.

In April last year, Ana took her employer to court to be allowed to play with herself at work and now that she’s won, she’s legally entitled to watch porn with her hand up her skirt for 15 minutes every two hours during office hours.

                                

Debilitating dysfunction aside, I could be cool with that. Would be a whole lot healthier than taking a smoke break, dontcha think?

Do you masturbate at work?

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