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(Out)standing sex!

A lot of women have complained to me that they can’t have sex standing up because they’d be too worried that a) their partner will drop them and b) that they might break something valuable.
(What are two of the scariest words in the English language? Ruptured penis.) 

And I must say, if you’re not exactly petite, the idea of wrapping your legs around your partner and lowering your weight onto his member, with only his arms to support you, is more than a little daunting.

This is why you’d want to do this reverse standing position.

How it works:

He leans with his back against the wall. The angle created by his body against the wall can be adjusted according to your length. If you’re shorter, you’d want the angle to be wider and if you’re tall, the other way around.

You press your bum against his crotch, leaning forward slightly and tilting your coccyx to the sky to allow entry. Now you are ready to wriggle, sway and thrust to your heart’s content without fear of damaging anything.

Added bonus:

• His hands are completely free to roam your body and stimulate you where you need it most.

• As with all standing positions, it’s great for quickies. You don’t even have to get undressed.

• Because both of you should be comfortable you can choose to do this at a desperate, frenetic pace, or, you could love each other tenderly and languidly.

Want to show off?

Have him hold your arms as you lean all the way forward. You’ll feel as if you’re flying and you’ll get a great upper back stretch.

Also, you’ll look pretty wicked from the side. 

Have you tried this? Or do you know of another stand up position that’s safe and easy? Let us know…


 

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