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Because every woman knows that it is frankly IMPOSSIBLE to get out of a car without showing whoever is waiting the goods.
I am hardly the lady my mother wanted me to be. In fact, I have “wardrobe malfunctions” all the time. But FFS chicks, it’s not that hard to get out of a car without flashing your bits to the world.
Repeat after me: Keep your knees together and swing!
And for those of you who think this is done on purpose: Show me one starlet whose thighs and Venus Delta actually looks good from that angle. Anyone? Anyone...
Courtney, you’ve joined the ranks of Britney, Paris, Kate, etc etc.
I am hardly the lady my mother wanted me to be. In fact, I have “wardrobe malfunctions” all the time. But FFS chicks, it’s not that hard to get out of a car without flashing your bits to the world.
Repeat after me: Keep your knees together and swing!
And for those of you who think this is done on purpose: Show me one starlet whose thighs and Venus Delta actually looks good from that angle. Anyone? Anyone...
Courtney, you’ve joined the ranks of Britney, Paris, Kate, etc etc.
