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The Chris Brown/ Rihanna smack down drama had another twist this week as it always does in La La Land! Last week the couple were on a much needed break from each other. Riri was spotted out and about with pals in Hollywood, on the disco, trying to move on and all that and Chris was holed up still trying to do damage control in Virginia with his dad. I was hoping she would ditch his crazy ass for good but a new piece of information has emerged this week that could keep Riri with Chris 'Beat her down' Brown…
According to insider reports Rihanna is worried that Chris could release a potentially embarrassing item… da da dum… a sex tape! Typical, once again no-one listens to the golden rules of life – never make a sex tape. Anyhoo, Chris reportedly has a sex tape of the two of them in his possession and she is worried he's going to release it… probably for loot since his career is in the toilet. A well placed source spilled, "They've had tons of crazy nights in bed, and Chris has recorded many of them…They both have very kinky sides." The source also says that old Rihanna loves dressing up as a saucy dominatrix and role playing with her man! Apparently Rihanna is freaking out about it, can't blame the girl.
Another loose-lipped pal said, "Rihanna has no issues with her sexuality. But she'd be mortified if her friends and family found this out! This whole beating incident is terribly humiliating for her. She's already traumatized and will do anything to make it all go away as quickly as possible. The last thing in the world Rihanna wants is to see herself in the sex videos all over the Internet! She's an intensely private person." Hope this little piece of news doesn't force Riri to stay with Chris. Well if she's looking for a new man, she doesn't have to look too far because Rihanna has a new admirer – and apparently the feeling is kinda mutual.
As I mentioned, Rihanna has been partying up a storm sans Chris Brown and this past week she was spotted getting awfully cosy with Hollywood's original and biggest man-ho, no man, not John Mayer, but Wilmer Valderrama! Remember him from That 70's show, although he is probably more famous for his love life and blabbing about it! Wilmer got his freak on with old Loco Lindsay Lohan, Mandy Moore, Ashlee Simpson, Paris and the list goes on…
Anyhow, the pair was getting very friendly at L.A. hotspot, Geisha House, where Wilmer hosts the weekly karaoke nights. Wow his career must be booming! Apparently Wilmer made a beeline for her when she arrived at the jol! Sources said, "Wilmer couldn't take his eyes of Rihanna, they were chatting and laughing for ages. They looked pretty cosy and relaxed in each other's company. Wilmer was all charm and even had a bottle of champagne for Rihanna." Hmmm... Chris or Wilmer... come on chick, you can do so much better! Maybe it's time for a he-tox.
A Brazilian goes to Hollywood…
Had a real giggle at this! Last week I mentioned how Madge's toyboy lover Jesus Luz was caught being a bad boy while out of Madge's death grip over in Brazil. Jesus was spotted doing some sexy salsa with a Brazilian underwear model Luciana Costa. Madge apparently punished him and gave him a timeout… well not really but apparently she was foaming at the mouth she was so hopping mad!
Now, poor little Jesus has taken to the media to try explain himself out of this sticky situation. He said, ''I danced with her, but I danced with everyone at the party… My mum was at my side (at the party) and never would I become intimate with a woman if my mum was nearby – even if I was interested in that person." Pah! He used his 'mommy' (who is like over a decade younger than his sugar mamma) as his frikken alibi! That's pathetic. Well how does he explain his meeting with Luciana at the beach the next day. Ooh lordy!
Not a good week for Madge. Her toy strays, and she finds out her 'ex' Alex Rodriguez was getting his sex on with hookers! Ooh lordy and to make matters worse, just after Madge confirmed that she plans to adopt another Malawian orphan, Malawi officials announce they aren't too keen on allowing it because she is going out with someone half her age. Ahem, Woody Allen anyone?
While Madge cosies up to her young lover, it seems her ex, Guy Richie is turning into quite a man-ho himself! Last week I mentioned he was romancing Elle McPherson and before her was Hugh Grant's on-off chick, Jemima Kahn. This week he's been seen canoodling with Spice Girl, Geri Halliwell, who recently called off her 3 month engagement! Spicy!
Twittering twits
Jen Aniston and John Mayer are still battling out as to who dumped who. So high school of them, yet so funny to watch. Had a real giggle at this though, according to numerous Tinsletown tabloids, Jen gave John his marching orders because he is addicted to social networking site Twitter! John never called or smsed Jen saying he was too busy with work to call her but he sure found the time to post hourly updates on his Twitter page.
A close pal of Jen's spilled, "John suddenly stopped calling her or returning her emails and when she would finally catch up with him, he'd say, 'I've been so busy with work. I'm sorry I haven't had time to call you back." The source added, "Jen was fuming. There he was, telling her he didn't have time for her and yet his page was filled with Twitter updates.''
What a douche bag! A real life woman vs. twitter... Mmm! And when she dumped him what was the first thing he did? Updated his Twitter which read 'This heart didn't come with instructions.' Will Jen ever win? Seriously.
Ooh and speaking of Twitter, Ashton Kutcher posted a pic of his cougar wife Demi Moore's bum (while in a bikini, bending over!) on his Twitter page, without her knowing! That's mature.
Racy ratings...
Nothing like a bit of home-wrecking to spice up a career (with the exception of Sienna Miller whose career is in the toliet).
Last week I told you about the hoopla going down between country singer LeAnne Rimes and her 'co-star' Eddie Cibrian's affair! Well, talk about being good for business. Their scandalous union has drummed up figures for their crappy T.V. movie Northern Lights, it hit off the charts and became the Lifetime channel's most watched show of the year! Everyone soooooooooo tuned in for the love scene. To add to the skaandal, LeAnn's K-Fed, sorry I mean husband, Dean was frikken outed on live radio!
For yonks American celeb watchers have claimed Dean was batting for the other team and someone called in to confirm the rumours. Dean's hillbilly cousin, Pebbles, called in to a local Michigan radio station and had this juicy tidbit to share, "I mean, there were so many situations that happened when we were teenagers… He's gay. He's been gay since he was probably five. The family literally used to take bets on what age he would come out, and then all of the sudden he got married!" Oishkabangles! After Pebs dropped that bomb, the station was inundated with calls from all sorts of people backing up cousin Pebbles! You can choose your friends but you can't choose your family…
Beehive in the Barnet
Amy Winehouse is still haunting her new neighbourhood of High Barnet (fitting considering her hairstyle!) giving all kinds of grief to her normal neighbours with her wild partying. Am's is stick in love with her beloved Blake it would seem! In a recent interview with British magazine Now, Am's poured out her heart about her 'man' and how they are meant to be together, as he is the 'male' version of her. She also plays down her whoring ways in the Caribbean when she got it on with a number of guys despite still being hitched! Am's claimed 'It was just a bit of summer fun'. Hmmm maybe Am's is changing her tune now that Blake could walk away with £7 million! And to make things worse, her record company ain't impressed with her new tunes for her long awaited third album. Girlfriend better pull it together and fast!
It has not been a good week for Victoria Beckham at all. She had a major falling out with her mother in law, Sandra Beckham and that is never a good thing! It all started last week when Posh was forced to rush back to L.A. from Milan where she was visiting her man (and house hunting). The senior Mrs Becks who was on babysitting duty for the couple's sons Brooklyn, Cruz and Romeo, decided she wanted to return to London to spend time with her daughter.
Posh had to cut her trip short and fly back to L.A after Sandra changed the plans. The pair got into a heated fight and apparently haven't kissed and made up yet! Thank goodness for Posh's BFFE, Katie Holmes who babysat for her pal once or twice. Best Posh makes up with Dave's mom because he's a serious mamma's boy!
And to add to Posh's week of woes, she has a new worry. David, as you all know is living over in Italy while he plays for A.C. Milan- alone I may add, without being under Victoria's watchful eye. We know what happened the last time Dave was alone in a foreign country. David has been besieged by gorgeous women all wanting a piece of him! Anyhoo, Vic's is none the charmed when she learnt that the Italian WAG's (wives and girlfriends) of A.C Milan's players have a bet going on concerning her Golden Ball's Beckham! The WAG's have a $40 000 bet going as to which one of them will get Becks into bed first! I would not be charmed if I were her. Hopefully Becks can keep it in his pants.
Tales from Tinseltown
I am starting to get seriously concerned with all the rumours surrounding my fave celeb couple, Brangelina duh! Last week the rumour was that Brad got slapped by Angie for hugging their celebutot's nanny and this week it's been claimed that they are sleeping apart. Sob! According to a source for US Star magazine Ang is still fuming over the nanny drama.
"Right now, the separate bedrooms arrangement seems to be the best thing for them. Brad doesn't want to face her cold fury every night." Bradilicious is so unhappy about sleeping without Ang that he's even taken to "camping'' with the kiddie winkles in sleeping bags inside little tents in their rooms. "He tells them it's because Mommy's working late again, but it's really because she banned him from their bedroom," the insider adds. This is far too much to handle!
Bruce Willis did in fact tie the knot with his lady-love, Emma Hemming, this past weekend. The pair said their 'I do's' on the Turks & Caicos islands where Bruce has a home. In attendance were his celeb spawn and of course his ex, Demi and her husband, Ashton Kutcher. Talk about one big happy family!
British songbird Natasha Bedingfield also tied the knot this past weekend. Natasha wed her long-time bf Matthew Robinson in Malibu. Mazeltov!
Katy Perry can breathe again... Paris Hilton is off her back! Well she should be. Katy was casually seeing Paz's ex love, Benji Madden which apparently didn't go down too well with Paz but now Katy is rumoured to be dating soulful crooner Josh Groban, cute!
Until next week... xoxo
