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There were plenty saucy shenanigans in celebville this week.
Crackie's caught out
The course of true luuurve never did run smooth and it's the same for the local crackies! For a few years now I have dubbed Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil the Romeo and Juliet of Crack. They have all the ingredients: parents who hate their kids' love, death (well Wino did OD a few times according to Blake) and plenty of drama with some crack, public violence, time in the slammer and selling nudie pics for loot for good measure. So, for those who don't follow the shenanigans of Winos loco love life, here's a quick catch up – Wino and Blake had a whirlwind love affair, got hitched and things spiralled out of control with crazy drug binges, bouts of anorexia, violence and raunchy affairs. Then Blake bashed up some guy and was put in the slammer where he sold saucy pics of Wino for cash, he then had an affair in jail (apparently), Wino had a few men too and finally she came to her senses (after her career was in the toilet) and dumped Blake! Wino moved to the Caribbean and got her quickie divorce from Blake, who then proceeded to sell scandalicious stories about Wino to the tabloids. He also got some chick pregnant and Wino sued Blake's mom. Drama, drama, drama!
Everyone breathed a huge sigh of relief when Wino dumped Blake's gold-digging ass but over the last few weeks, it's been revealed Wino wants to get back with Blake and rekindle the flame of love (eew gross!) So last Friday, Romeo and Jules on crack had a hot date but it didn't end there, Wino snuck Blakey into her house for some crackie loving. Blake ain't welcome at her house – her dad Mitch told security that Blake ain't allowed on the premises – very Romeo and Juliet!
According to a loose lipped pal the pair are definitely for a love rematch. "After everything they've been through, the pair both realize there's still something strong between them. The date went well. They had dinner and drinks and then – without anyone else knowing – she invited him back to her place early Saturday morning." The source also says after his stint in rehab, Blake is now "convinced" their romance is meant to be, and Wino agrees. So this week, things took a turn for the worse when Wino's long suffering fame hungry pops Mitch found Wino and Blake in bed together during some sexy times. Bad, bad visual.
One of Wino's security guards told Mitch about Wino's rendezvous, and then he barged into Wino's crack den room and found them tangled in the sheet! Mitch threw Blake out of the house, and threatened to punch his lights out. A source said, "Mitch hates the fact he's reappeared – it's making him ill. It'll force him into an early grave. Blake begged Mitch not to hit him when he chucked him out. Mitch was absolutely furious, he still is." Mitch is worried Wino and Blake back together will be the end of Ams - the pair are notoriously bad for one other, getting involved in some serious hardcore drug shenanigans! When they were together, Wino almost died a number of times and her pops is worried it will happen again.
Hectic! Young crackie love up against the forces. Wino pretty much does what she wants and she wants Blake – only time will tell. Here's hoping they don't turn out like the real Romeo and Juliet!
A stripper scandal
Another week, another celeb dodgy photo scandal. This week it's an unlikely celeb who's red in the face. One of my fave actresses, Queen Latifah has been embroiled in an embarrassing dodgy stripper photo scandal which has set tongues wagging big time! There have been lots of whispers about Queen's love life for years and whether or not she is having a relationship with her personal trainer, Jeanette Jenkins and plenty of pressure for her to come out and acknowledge her lady love. Um hello, Queen ain't Loco Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson, she ain't a publicity ho!
This past week pictures of Queen getting awfully up close and personal with a panty-less female stripper were leaked and published all over the show. Mmm tres dodge. Obviously someone leaked the pics – my money is on the trashitastic stripper – and sold the story! According to whoever sold Queen out this is the scoop, "Queen Latifah is part of a regular group, and she was egging on the strippers to be as outrageous as they could be. There's a lot of drinking at these gatherings and adult game
some of the ladies get so amorous that they pair off together." Mmm sounds like a bit of an orgy to me. Shady lady! Will those celebs ever learn – NEVER take dodgy sex photos – they always come out. It's as sure as the sun!
Cheating, chucking and kissing
Another couple are having some drama in their marriage is Ashlee Simpson and rocker husband Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz! Things have gone from bad to worse lately. The couple has been having strife over Ashlee's drunken behaviour and hard partying and her violent outbursts. But this week it seems that Pete is the one getting up to mischief. Earlier this week, Ashlee found evidence that Pete was cheating on her! Shady!
According to close pals of Ash, she has long suspected her husband of getting too close to the young female musical acts he works with and she can't take the flirting anymore! "Ashlee doesn't trust Pete at all," says a loose lipped insider. "They fight all the time and sometimes don't speak for days. Things have gotten bad. Pete doesn't want to deal with Ashlee and her drama." So while snooping around their house, Ash found some dodgy things that lead her to believe that Pete is in fact cheating on her! She immediately left their house and checked into a hotel.
Ash told a pal, "I can't stand being at that house anymore, I need to clear my head. I have a lot on my plate, and my marriage is stressing me out." She then called Pete to try sort it out but he didn't answer which made her even more furious. Ooh you don't want to evoke Ashlee's temper! After repeatedly calling him (and getting his voicemail), Ashlee finally reached her husband – and snapped. An insider says she screamed, "Don't even bother coming home! I don't want to look at you!" HECTIC!
Is this the end of the road for Ash and Pete? Well the night all the shiz went down, Pete twittered, "Money doesn't grow on trees. Neither does happiness." Then he referred to himself as an A-hole. Oooh, feeling guilty by any chance? Seriously doesn't sound too good. No wonder Ashlee is partying and drinking her worries away. Maybe this pair shouldn't have rushed down the aisle just because Ash had a bun in the oven! The love lives of the Simpson sisters ain't so peachy these days, poor thangs!
P.S. Jess Simpson has reportedly been hooking up with man and fame whore John Mayer on the sly! Mmm, is she mad? John called his ex Jess a stalker in the press after they broke up. So harsh. She could do soooo much better!
The birds, the bees and babies
Big congratulations to my favourite fashionista, Nicole Richie and her baby daddy Joel Madden! They welcomed their second child, a little boy into the world on Wednesday. I may just add, he has a very cool birthday, 9th September 2009 aka 09.09.09! The glam couple have already named their son Sparrow James Midnight Madden. Mmm, not too sure about Sparrow! One thing's certain, he's sure to be a stylish little baby.
This little piece of news came as a big surprise! Grey's Anatomy star, Katherine Heigl is also becoming a mom this week! I bet you're thinking was she even pregnant? Well she ain't. Katherine and her husband Josh Kelley are adopting a little baby girl from Korea! The new baby is called Leigh and they get her this week. Congratulations!
The ladies were in tears when hottie George Clooney debuted his new lady love, Italian Elisabetta Canalis at the Venice Film festival this week. She is gorgeous – fitting for our man George! Will she be the one to snag the eternal bachelor of La La Land?
Serial dater Kate Hudson was spotted wearing an awfully large diamond on her engagement ring finger this week could she be engaged to Madge's sloppy seconds Alex Rodriguez already? The gal sure does move fast!
And mazeltov to songbird Christina Milian who tied the knot with her man The Dream this past week. Champers all round!
In TV news, Ellen DeGeneres has a new job! La La Land's fave TV host has landed herself a prime new gig. It has just been officially announced as the judge on American Idol, replacing Paula Abdul. Idols is about to get soooo funny. Cannot wait!
Until next week xoxo
Crackie's caught out
The course of true luuurve never did run smooth and it's the same for the local crackies! For a few years now I have dubbed Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil the Romeo and Juliet of Crack. They have all the ingredients: parents who hate their kids' love, death (well Wino did OD a few times according to Blake) and plenty of drama with some crack, public violence, time in the slammer and selling nudie pics for loot for good measure. So, for those who don't follow the shenanigans of Winos loco love life, here's a quick catch up – Wino and Blake had a whirlwind love affair, got hitched and things spiralled out of control with crazy drug binges, bouts of anorexia, violence and raunchy affairs. Then Blake bashed up some guy and was put in the slammer where he sold saucy pics of Wino for cash, he then had an affair in jail (apparently), Wino had a few men too and finally she came to her senses (after her career was in the toilet) and dumped Blake! Wino moved to the Caribbean and got her quickie divorce from Blake, who then proceeded to sell scandalicious stories about Wino to the tabloids. He also got some chick pregnant and Wino sued Blake's mom. Drama, drama, drama!
Everyone breathed a huge sigh of relief when Wino dumped Blake's gold-digging ass but over the last few weeks, it's been revealed Wino wants to get back with Blake and rekindle the flame of love (eew gross!) So last Friday, Romeo and Jules on crack had a hot date but it didn't end there, Wino snuck Blakey into her house for some crackie loving. Blake ain't welcome at her house – her dad Mitch told security that Blake ain't allowed on the premises – very Romeo and Juliet!
According to a loose lipped pal the pair are definitely for a love rematch. "After everything they've been through, the pair both realize there's still something strong between them. The date went well. They had dinner and drinks and then – without anyone else knowing – she invited him back to her place early Saturday morning." The source also says after his stint in rehab, Blake is now "convinced" their romance is meant to be, and Wino agrees. So this week, things took a turn for the worse when Wino's long suffering fame hungry pops Mitch found Wino and Blake in bed together during some sexy times. Bad, bad visual. One of Wino's security guards told Mitch about Wino's rendezvous, and then he barged into Wino's crack den room and found them tangled in the sheet! Mitch threw Blake out of the house, and threatened to punch his lights out. A source said, "Mitch hates the fact he's reappeared – it's making him ill. It'll force him into an early grave. Blake begged Mitch not to hit him when he chucked him out. Mitch was absolutely furious, he still is." Mitch is worried Wino and Blake back together will be the end of Ams - the pair are notoriously bad for one other, getting involved in some serious hardcore drug shenanigans! When they were together, Wino almost died a number of times and her pops is worried it will happen again.
Hectic! Young crackie love up against the forces. Wino pretty much does what she wants and she wants Blake – only time will tell. Here's hoping they don't turn out like the real Romeo and Juliet!
A stripper scandal
Another week, another celeb dodgy photo scandal. This week it's an unlikely celeb who's red in the face. One of my fave actresses, Queen Latifah has been embroiled in an embarrassing dodgy stripper photo scandal which has set tongues wagging big time! There have been lots of whispers about Queen's love life for years and whether or not she is having a relationship with her personal trainer, Jeanette Jenkins and plenty of pressure for her to come out and acknowledge her lady love. Um hello, Queen ain't Loco Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson, she ain't a publicity ho! This past week pictures of Queen getting awfully up close and personal with a panty-less female stripper were leaked and published all over the show. Mmm tres dodge. Obviously someone leaked the pics – my money is on the trashitastic stripper – and sold the story! According to whoever sold Queen out this is the scoop, "Queen Latifah is part of a regular group, and she was egging on the strippers to be as outrageous as they could be. There's a lot of drinking at these gatherings and adult game
some of the ladies get so amorous that they pair off together." Mmm sounds like a bit of an orgy to me. Shady lady! Will those celebs ever learn – NEVER take dodgy sex photos – they always come out. It's as sure as the sun!
Cheating, chucking and kissing
Another couple are having some drama in their marriage is Ashlee Simpson and rocker husband Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz! Things have gone from bad to worse lately. The couple has been having strife over Ashlee's drunken behaviour and hard partying and her violent outbursts. But this week it seems that Pete is the one getting up to mischief. Earlier this week, Ashlee found evidence that Pete was cheating on her! Shady!
According to close pals of Ash, she has long suspected her husband of getting too close to the young female musical acts he works with and she can't take the flirting anymore! "Ashlee doesn't trust Pete at all," says a loose lipped insider. "They fight all the time and sometimes don't speak for days. Things have gotten bad. Pete doesn't want to deal with Ashlee and her drama." So while snooping around their house, Ash found some dodgy things that lead her to believe that Pete is in fact cheating on her! She immediately left their house and checked into a hotel.
Ash told a pal, "I can't stand being at that house anymore, I need to clear my head. I have a lot on my plate, and my marriage is stressing me out." She then called Pete to try sort it out but he didn't answer which made her even more furious. Ooh you don't want to evoke Ashlee's temper! After repeatedly calling him (and getting his voicemail), Ashlee finally reached her husband – and snapped. An insider says she screamed, "Don't even bother coming home! I don't want to look at you!" HECTIC!
Is this the end of the road for Ash and Pete? Well the night all the shiz went down, Pete twittered, "Money doesn't grow on trees. Neither does happiness." Then he referred to himself as an A-hole. Oooh, feeling guilty by any chance? Seriously doesn't sound too good. No wonder Ashlee is partying and drinking her worries away. Maybe this pair shouldn't have rushed down the aisle just because Ash had a bun in the oven! The love lives of the Simpson sisters ain't so peachy these days, poor thangs!
P.S. Jess Simpson has reportedly been hooking up with man and fame whore John Mayer on the sly! Mmm, is she mad? John called his ex Jess a stalker in the press after they broke up. So harsh. She could do soooo much better!
The birds, the bees and babies
Big congratulations to my favourite fashionista, Nicole Richie and her baby daddy Joel Madden! They welcomed their second child, a little boy into the world on Wednesday. I may just add, he has a very cool birthday, 9th September 2009 aka 09.09.09! The glam couple have already named their son Sparrow James Midnight Madden. Mmm, not too sure about Sparrow! One thing's certain, he's sure to be a stylish little baby.This little piece of news came as a big surprise! Grey's Anatomy star, Katherine Heigl is also becoming a mom this week! I bet you're thinking was she even pregnant? Well she ain't. Katherine and her husband Josh Kelley are adopting a little baby girl from Korea! The new baby is called Leigh and they get her this week. Congratulations!
The ladies were in tears when hottie George Clooney debuted his new lady love, Italian Elisabetta Canalis at the Venice Film festival this week. She is gorgeous – fitting for our man George! Will she be the one to snag the eternal bachelor of La La Land?
Serial dater Kate Hudson was spotted wearing an awfully large diamond on her engagement ring finger this week could she be engaged to Madge's sloppy seconds Alex Rodriguez already? The gal sure does move fast!
And mazeltov to songbird Christina Milian who tied the knot with her man The Dream this past week. Champers all round!
In TV news, Ellen DeGeneres has a new job! La La Land's fave TV host has landed herself a prime new gig. It has just been officially announced as the judge on American Idol, replacing Paula Abdul. Idols is about to get soooo funny. Cannot wait!
Until next week xoxo
