R70 000 000 for this 9 bedroom Constantia mansion? I can’t even deal

Guys, this house has a mini vineyard. A MINI VINEYARD! I don’t even need to look at the rest of the listing on Property24 to know I already need this house.

But let me tell you about the rest of it anyway.

The main house (there are also 4 cottages on the property) has four luxury en-suite bedrooms, which look like this:



They’re basically like hotel rooms. Really, ridiculously fancy hotel rooms.

The rest of the house has a dining room, bar area, library, media room, 2 kitchens, wine cellar, fully equipped gym with steam room, floodlit tennis court, koi pond, sauna, jacuzzi and a heated firepool, which comes in handy since there’s a thatched roof... *wink*



There’s also underfloor heating, aircon, fireplaces in the reception rooms (I still think this is just a fancy people way of saying lounge), and, of course, a cinema.

All 4 cottages basically look like mini-mansions and each have their own kitchen as well as bathroom.



To see more of this property, go check out the listing on Property24.

This house is…