9 funniest celebrity insults
"Elizabeth Taylor’s so fat, she puts mayonnaise on her aspirins" - Joan Rivers
"Michael Jackson's album was only called Bad because there wasn't enough room on the sleeve for Pathetic." - Prince
"She's a spoon with hair." Sharon Osbourne about Dannii Minogue
"I've got three words for him: Am. A. Teur." Charlie Sheen about Colin Farrell
"Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine." - Christopher Plummer
"Pamela Lee said her name is tattooed on her husband's penis. Which explains why she changed her name from Anderson to Lee."- Conan O'Brien about Tommy Lee
"Dying is easy, comedy is hard. I believe it was Shia LaBeouf who said that." - after Shia LeBouf was accused of plagiarism.
“She can’t even chew gum and walk in a straight line at the same time, let alone write a book.” Liam Gallagher on Victoria Beckham’s autobiography.
"I’d rather be onstage with a pig – a duet with Jennifer Lopez and me just ain’t going to happen." - Mariah Carey
Famous people telling off other famous people is the best thing ever.
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