Marilyn Mickey Mouse Manson is so effing creepy

So Paper magazine tried to break the internet with Kim Kardashian’s ass. Now, apparently, they’re trying to break our souls and make sure we never sleep again.

I mean, I know Marilyn isn’t the, uh, most charming looking guy in the world, but surely even the photographer must have been shitting himself when he took this.

Well, that’s what I assumed until I saw the photographer credit. Terry Richardson took these pictures. I am no longer surprised.

But I am scared.

Someone please hold me.

Read the article on Marilyn Manson here. If you dare.

P.S. Although we have to say that Terry Richardson scaring us with creepy pics of aging rock stars is definitely preferable to Terry Richardson being sexually inappropriate with young models.

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