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Gwyneth Paltrow has no friends here at Women24. It’s not that we hate her, it’s just that she’s so terribly boring and pretentious that we’re actually close to tears any time we hear or see anything to do with her.
Also, she’s so ridiculously rich that she cannot see that most peasants, I mean people, do not actually live the way she does. As a result, her lifestyle site Goop, often showcases ridiculously priced products that are just a tad unnecessary (that was sarcasm, people).
We’ve rounded up 7 things on this list that made us shake our heads in disbelief, but you can check out the rest of the list here.
These will baffle you, and then they will irritate you.
A toothpaste squeezer – R3078
Because fancy people can’t use their hands
Picture: Wallpaper.com
A condom dispenser - R601
So you know you’ve been well and truly fucked
Picture: Canoe online
Vintage ball and chain – R 21498
We’re not sure if this is a reference to Gwyn's “conscious uncoupling” or not, but it sure is interesting
Picture: Blackmancruz
A yoni steam seat - R787
To steam your vagina. Yes, your vagina. No, we don’t know why.
Picture: Soulvibrance
18k gold dumbells – R1,7 million
Feel the burn in your bank balance
Picture: Rstyle
Modern dinner bells - R859
Because yelling “come get your food!” is too middle class
Picture: Food52
A tank for your jellyfish - R22599
Because you’re not rich until you’re jellyfish rich
Picture: Darwin Sect
