We need to talk about this R29.5 million house on the Zimbali Coast

This R29.5 million home we found on Property24 is what dreams are made of. And not just because the house (according to the listing) is "the very epitome of the finest architectural design, innovative engineering and expert interior finishes, and then finally furnished with absolute style." It's mostly because we looked at the pictures and went "Damn!" but, fair enough, we agree with that other stuff too.

Plus, it's surrounded by the Zimbali Coastal Forest, and there's a giant koi pond IN THE ENTRANCE HALL. Now if that ain't fancy, I'm not sure what is.

All four bedrooms are en-suite and look like you could probably host, if not royalty, at least A-list celebs in them.

The kitchen "redefines contemporary design" with its acrylic-wrapped cabinets, induction wok and quartz counters.

There's also the cinema which pretty much speaks for itself.

And let's not forget the garden with that beautiful Asian-inspired gazebo. The whole thing is just so totes on fleek.

Check out more of the listing on Property24

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