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Make every Christmas a pleasurable occasion

Where is it written that only kids should get exciting toys for Christmas, why can’t grown-ups also have some fun?

If you think out of the box and look in the right places you’ll find plenty of very nifty objects d’art which will bring loads of good cheer to all persons over the age of consent.

At Lady Fay’s Boudoir we have a wonderful selection of sex toys which will ensure that every adult opens at least one gift where the wrapping isn’t more exciting than the contents and where the recipient doesn’t have to feign enthusiasm with cries of, ‘Wow thanks, but you really shouldn’t have,” when quite frankly, they’d honestly rather you hadn’t .

Start by helping Santa fill his stockings and get every big boy and girl on your list a tube of Whet Extra Virgin, Vanillious or Very Slipberry water-based lubricant.

These essential sex toy accessories are compatible with all silicone and latex based products; they increase sensitivity and they are the closest thing to your natural body fluid. So you’ll have everyone off to the right start.

The women in your life certainly deserve an orgasmic festive season, just like Charlotte in Sex and the City, and we can’t think of a more enjoyable way of spending down time than in the company of a Whooper Swan flexi-neck g-spot and clitoral rabbit vibrator.

These friendly and versatile little fellows have two powerful motors which offer double the fun and give the highest level of satisfaction. What’s more they don’t need to come up for air in the bath so there’ll be no need for coitus interruptus.

The last time any male you know received a power tool it simply meant that from Boxing Day onwards, he would be required to fix inanimate objects that were best left broken. This year present him with one that will floats his boat and won’t leave him with a sinking feeling.

The Naughty Boy p-spot simulator has been designed specifically for the male anatomy and its sole purpose is to give men enormous personal pleasure. This ultra quiet prostate stimulator will have him paying special attention to his sexual health and well being way beyond next Movember.

And then there’re all those selfless moms and grandmothers who never take the time to spoil themselves. Give them a set of Je Joue Ami ben-wa-balls. They can wear them internally, as they carry on shopping and cleaning and taking care of everyone else.  It’ll be their little secret.

They can enjoy the naughty and nice sexy sensations that this yummy little lollipop of a sex toy produces without skipping a beat. At the same time they’ll be giving their Kegel muscles a glorious workout and we all know how important strong pc muscles are, especially for those who have borne children.

Good muscle control is essential for every woman’s general well-being and what’s more it will enhance both their and their partner’s orgasms, which is something that they probably haven’t given enough thought to in recent times.

Now all that’s still needed is something for that extra special man in your life. Jewellery is always a winner and it’s even better if you can both share in the gift.

So, when you’re finally alone, slip a super sexy Oden penis ring on to him and whisper “All I want for Christmas … is you."

You’ll both enjoy a stronger, longer simultaneous orgasm because the powerful vibration in the ring will give him a harder longer erection and send provocative sensations through your clitoris while the two of you make very, merry Christmas love. 

Lady Fay's Boudoir is an online lingerie and adult toy store created by a team of women as an antidote to the type of websites that make sexual exploration scary, tacky and generally unappealing to real women.

Give yourself permission to browse and shop according to your experience and the needs of your relationship. Visit Lady Fay's Boudoir to view their range of sexual health products, sexy lingerie and couple’s sex toys.

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