Scarlett Johansson has cellulite. Shock, horror, meh.

I think I’m going to have a heart attack and die of not being surprised. Why? Because there are only 2 types of women in the world: those who have cellulite and those who haven’t hit puberty yet.

Because *NEWSFLASH* skinny women have cellulite too. It’s how we were designed, poepholle.

So can’t we all just get along and see cellulite in the same way we see boobs or cameltoes? You know, like something you’re supposed to keep for the bedroom but you can’t because women have to wear such ridiculously revealing clothes.

Well, unless you want to die cold and alone.

So you know what? Screw you guys for forcing us into clothes that show our perfectly normal female bodies just so you can ridicule us for not looking like prepubescent boys.

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