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In the past few months, we’ve learnt that ANYTHING is possible in the land of sales and marketing:
• Hair colour for your pubes – so that your carpet can match your drapes.
• Boob-enhancing biscuits – that are low-calorie too!
• A butt bra – to lift your bum.
• A BraStick – the strapless ‘solution’ for sagging breasts and uneven nipples.
And the latest addition to beautifying bizarreness?
My New Pink Button...
... a DIY cosmetic colourant that, according to their website “restores sexual confidence to women everywhere!"
Ladies, let’s celebrate!
Not only are we expected to be thin, flawless and wrinkle-free, but – on top of bleaching the skin around our bum holes (yes, people do this) – we’re also encouraged to lighten our labia now.
To please and satisfy who, I wonder?
My New Pink Button is...
• Hair colour for your pubes – so that your carpet can match your drapes.
• Boob-enhancing biscuits – that are low-calorie too!
• A butt bra – to lift your bum.
• A BraStick – the strapless ‘solution’ for sagging breasts and uneven nipples.
And the latest addition to beautifying bizarreness?
My New Pink Button...
... a DIY cosmetic colourant that, according to their website “restores sexual confidence to women everywhere!"
Ladies, let’s celebrate!
Not only are we expected to be thin, flawless and wrinkle-free, but – on top of bleaching the skin around our bum holes (yes, people do this) – we’re also encouraged to lighten our labia now.
To please and satisfy who, I wonder?
My New Pink Button is...
